Car Convo #1

Josh: We should set all of our clocks forward 5 minutes. 

Me: Why?

J: So we’re always on time. 

M: We could just make a resolution to manage our time better so we’re more punctual. 

J: Nah, I think it’s too late to make resolutions now.

M: Any time is a good time to change, Joshua. 

J: I think the New Year’s Police would have something to say about that…

*SILENCE*

J: Fine.